Excuses to Skip the Gym
Leg day again? Get an excuse to skip the gym, cancel your workout or move your PT session — ready to send to your gym buddy.
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Plot twist: I got locked inside a public toilet, so I'm missing spin class. I'll make up for it with extra burpees.
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Example gym excuses
Believable excuses
- Hey, quick heads up: my bank blocked my card and I have to go in person, so no cardio for me today. I'll make up for it with extra burpees.
- Hi! Bad news: the lift in my building broke down and I live on the 14th floor, so no cardio for me today. I'll walk extra steps to compensate.
- Just a heads up — the water supply in my building got shut off, so my rest day starts now. Save my spot on the bench.
Questionable excuses
- Well, this is awkward, but I zipped my hair into my jacket, so I won't be going for a run this morning. I'll walk extra steps to compensate.
- Sooo, I sent a very embarrassing text to the wrong person and need to lie low, so I have to cancel my PT session. Tell the dumbbells I miss them.
- In a bizarre turn of events, I dyed my hair and it came out bright green, so no cardio for me today. I'll walk extra steps to compensate.
Absurd excuses
- This is 100% true: two identical strangers crowned me king of the neighbourhood, so the gym will have to wait until tomorrow. Tell the dumbbells I miss them.
- Against all odds, an overly friendly ghost recruited me into a secret society, so I'm missing spin class. I'll do double tomorrow.
- Don't ask me how, but my cat hypnotised me into doing my taxes, so I'm skipping leg day. I'll do double tomorrow.