Excuse Generator

Excuses for School

Homework not done? Missed the first lecture? Generate an excuse for school, college or that assignment that's a day late.

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In a bizarre turn of events, I sneezed and threw my back out, so I couldn't finish my homework. I did learn a valuable life lesson, though.

Example school excuses

Believable excuses

  • I hate to do this, but my internet has been down since morning, so I couldn't study for the test. Please don't mark me absent.
  • Sorry, but I woke up with a pounding migraine, so I'll be late for class. I promise I'll catch up.
  • Apologies, but my phone screen shattered this morning, so I need an extension on the essay. Please don't mark me absent.

Questionable excuses

  • So this is embarrassing, but I accidentally ate a whole ghost pepper, so my assignment will be a day late. Sorry for the inconvenience.
  • This is going to sound weird, but I accidentally took someone else's bag at the airport, so I'll be late for class. I promise I'll catch up.
  • Believe it or not, I locked myself out wearing only a towel, so I'm going to miss the first lecture. It won't happen again.

Absurd excuses

  • For legal reasons I can't say much, but a squirrel with a personal grudge unplugged my Wi-Fi and hid the router, so I couldn't study for the test. I'll submit it as soon as I can.
  • As fate would have it, two identical strangers trapped me in a three-hour conversation about crypto, so I can't make it to the lab today. I'll email the assignment tonight.
  • Brace yourself: a wizard who insists I'm the chosen one cancelled my cab mid-ride, so I need an extension on the essay. Please don't mark me absent.

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